lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here



coolstuff-i-like:

When other people try to look sexy :

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when i try to look sexy :

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  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth



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http://size10plz.tumblr.com/post/68661072829/nikiichan-replied-to-your-post-can-you-clarify

size10plz:

nikiichan replied to your post: “can you clarify what you meant by “i dated myself”? Like you were just really confident or?”:
I have tried that but I only took myself out to coffee … i was too embarrassed for some reason. Which is kind of sad if you think of it. Being embarrassed…

I do this quiete often. * shrugs *




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kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.



jaegerades:

mellifluouslyarticulate:

jaegerades:

i love hugging people who are about a head taller than me because then i can snuggle my face into their neck and it is a very cozy place 1000/10 would recommend

I love hugging people who are shorter than me because i can put my chin and cheek on top of their head and just protect them and just let them relax for a few seconds

you made this post so much better thank you

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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My mantra / haiku

My mantra / haiku

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  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*


dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website